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  • vaderfinn:

    rey’s first and last words to finn

    for @finnreyfridays

    (Source: starfleetbisexual, via inattentivecatlady)

    1,828 notes 1 year ago
  • jay-mf-dogon:

    Limitless Possibilities Morty

    4,012 notes 1 year ago
  • blakelivey:

    God, it was worth it.

    (via always-completely-forever)

    338 notes 1 year ago
  • (Source: maisonderriere, via film-bones)

    3,463 notes 2 years ago
  • stilinski:

    me: *spends $3″

    me: 

    image

    (via vex-ahlias)

    406,039 notes 2 years ago
  • (Source: lake-erie, via bellegerant)

    50,366 notes 2 years ago
  • shamitomita:

    Me an intellectual: *needs to gag on a cock*

    (Source: chibipup, via relatableyiffmemes-deactivated2)

    35,733 notes 2 years ago
  • audreyrustons:

    the trifecta

    (via rampardosquartz-deactivated2018)

    100,786 notes 2 years ago
  • things to normalise

    destroya-phan:

    atribecalledkwes:

    zorrabelle:

    alkjira:

    wylaneck:

    - gay parents
    - female masturbation
    - guys showing emotion
    - they/them pronouns

    -periods
    -women in positions of power
    -gender neutrality
    -adoption

    -breast feeding

    -men supporting each other emotionally

    -men being feminine

    -women being masculine

    -people wearing whatever they want regardless of gender

    (Source: historyy, via hellagoodshaws)

    725,107 notes 2 years ago
  • colourofoctober:

    I love when you get to a point in your friendships where you don’t have to talk the whole time when you are hanging out. The silence isn’t awkward and it’s enough just being in their company. 

    (Source: colourofoctober, via borinq)

    59,278 notes 2 years ago
  • howdyhannaa:

    REAL Donald Trump not fake (all real)

    (via bellegerant)

    454,530 notes 2 years ago
  • rizahmad:

    A band of resistance fighters unite for a daring mission to steal the plans to the Death Star in the anthology film, Rogue One.

    (Source: rizahmad, via shesfiction)

    21,103 notes 2 years ago
  • hogwartzlou:

    you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

    (via yourethebestjake-deactivated201)

    528,898 notes 2 years ago
  • (Source: outofcontextarthur, via tinybellend)

    2,811 notes 2 years ago
  • chriandra:
“ batmanisagatewaydrug:
“G'nite space mom 💜💜💜
”
good night, i love you
”

    chriandra:

    batmanisagatewaydrug:

    G'nite space mom 💜💜💜

    good night, i love you

    (via mrsmarymorstan)

    207,556 notes 2 years ago