the hammer is my penis

I was born to save the Doctor.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:59 +0100

I was born to save the Doctor.

longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:54 +0100

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

dean-ilostmyshoe: loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:30 +0100

dean-ilostmyshoe:

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

who knew ed sheeran was on tumblr??

wearejohnlocked: every-body-lives: rose-9-10: captkylej: hope...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:47 +0100

wearejohnlocked:

every-body-lives:

rose-9-10:

captkylej:

hopeyouhateit:

I HAD TO MAKE A GIF BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND ONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS
I JUST

You now realize that the reason that the angels didn’t get her here is because THE CAMERA COUNTED AS SOMEONE WATCHING THEM.

And the only time the angels moved was when sally blocked them from the view of the camera

This episode breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one. This shows that even the audience can be part of a Doctor Who episode. Whovians, you’ve always wanted to be in an episode. ”Blink” was the first. You also hear the Doctor talking to you about the statues. The “Don’t Blink” speech we know by heart. And…what about the angel in the window? If Sally wasn’t looking at that one, then why didn’t it move?

Because we were watching it.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:06 +0100

flatbear: ‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:19:10 +0100

flatbear:

‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.

I’ve had this exact same conversation with my Grandma. I told her ‘whoever happens to be holding on to the dildo at the time.’

She seemed pretty satisfied with that.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:13:06 +0100

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:27 +0100

mousy130: “Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:06:28 +0100

mousy130:

“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.

“What does it look like?”“Like a transmitter. Round and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:45:17 +0100

“What does it look like?”
“Like a transmitter. Round and massive! Somewhere slap bang in the middle of London. A huge, metal, circular structure. Like a dish, a like a wheel, round, radial, close to where we’re standing.”